Here are some funny Christmas jokes that will be sure to get you ho ho hoing!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks?
Santa Jaws
Why was the snowman looking through carrots?
He was picking his nose
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells
What is white and minty?
A Polo Bear
How did the bauble get addicted to Christmas?
He was hooked on trees his entire life
What do you call Santa living in the South Pole?
A lost Claus
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
The Elfabet
Why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars?
Their days are numbered
